Hey party people. So due to my recent move from the 'burbs of Chicago to the 'burbs of Boston, I thought it was only fitting to start a blog to share some of the shenanigans and interesting things that will inevitably occur. I'll do my best to keep things brief, snarky, and entertaining.
Keep in mind: I've never had a blog before, and this may turn into a massive failure. But it's worth a shot. Plus I've had virtually nothing to do for the past five days since I don't start work until Tuesday, and Lauren (roommate) already started work last week.
Here are the interactions I've had with people other than Lauren this week:
Place-- Public Garden downtown
Day-- Monday afternoon
Dialogue-- Bearded Man: Hey. Are you looking for a friend to smoke weed with?
Me: Uhh... no... I don't smoke. Sorry.
Bearded Man: Ok then, have a nice day!
Me: Thanks, have fun smoking weed.
Place-- Public Garden downtown
Day-- Wednesday morning
Dialogue-- Business Man: [whispered, on phone] do you mind if I sit here?
Me: No, go right ahead.
Place-- 1369 Coffee House
Day-- Wednesday afternoon
Dialogue-- Woman With Stroller: [looks at drawing I'm working on] That's really nice.
Me: Thank you.
As you can see, I'm TOTALLY racking up the friends. I mean, I really felt a connection with the Bearded Man who offered me weed. Our relationship really has substance, you know?
That's all for now. I'm going to post again in like five minutes, just so's you knows.
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