Alright, so this post is going to be particularly complain-y. Everyone has things that bother them, and I decided to list them all out. But this isn't an original thought. This guy did it first. And then Tosh did it better (sorry for the awful video quality, couldn't find a better one). Below you will find a list of things that piss me off. But don't worry! It's not all negativity up in here. My next post will highlight things I love.
Things I hate:
People canoodling at the bus stop at 8am. I don't wanna see that shit. Not at 6pm. Not at noon. And especially not at 8am. Get a room.
Women (key word here) over the age of 12 who wear their hair in pigtails. You're not cute. You're not in a porno. And you're not a child. So wear your hair like an adult.
Carrots. Though I do very much like cooked carrots. Weird? Probably. Get over it.
Scary movies. I value my sleep waaaaay to much to put myself through this torture.
Southern accents. I'm sorry, but I just can't take you seriously.
Birds. See original things-I-hate video. He sums it up pretty well.
Big Bang Theory (the TV show). I could mock how dumb it is all day long. It's not funny.
Paper cuts. Who knew such a common office supply could be so deadly?
Figuring out how
much to tip. I chose a career path without involving math for a reason. Why can't we just adopt Europe's no-tip policy?
When you leave a Kleenex in a clothing item and then it goes through the laundry. I just had to lint roll my entire bed set. Uh-noying.
Buses.
This is my #1 thing I hate right now. They never come on time, they're
inconsistent, the drivers are rude, people are sneezing all over the
damn place. They put a serious damper on my day, and I'm always cranky
after taking the bus. Next year my apartment will be very close to the
train.
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