She's Just Being Miley

So I don't normally talk about anything besides myself on here (cause, I mean, what's more important and extremely interesting than me?), but this seemed like a good idea at the time (key words: at the time.).

Raise your hand if you were outraged by Miley's VMA performance. I think I threw up in my mouth a little when I first watched it. And so did Will Smith. Is anyone else confused as to what "twerking" is? Cause I'm not getting the picture from Miley. Cause she can't dance. And weighs like 100lbs. Another thing: how does one lean like a cholo?

In case you haven't seen it yet, this is what I'm referring to. I recommend you watch the two side-by-side, or else you'll just watch me making faces like someone just farted. For four minutes straight. And it's kinda boring, I won't lie to you.

Woooo happy Labor Day weekend go do fun things.